101 Ways to Annoy People1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."5. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.6. Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen.
Running Smoothly Everything was silent. Not even footsteps could be heard, no crunching leaves, no swish of leaves as figures passed. Pricked ears highly alert, noses to the air, seventeen made their descent. Paws elegantly melded to smooth furry bodies, darkly lit eyes, sharply curvaceous teeth. Ahead of the forest was a secure facility, a city, the center of an extremely powerful country. Hundreds of skilled men and women worked in unison to keep everything smoothly running. Like ants all working for a singular cause. It was almost sickening. The animal at the head of the pack, slightly larger than the rest, made a smooth stop near the edge of the forest. They couldn't have been detected from this place, but their extrasensory minds and bodies had already picked up the two in range that guarded this side. Flicking her tail, the lead wolf made silent signals to the rest of her troupe. Two for the right, two for the left. It took mere seconds, the wolves moves swiftly, their can