101 Ways to Annoy People1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."5. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.6. Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen.
Nightwalkers ch 3Maple and Night look franticly between each other and the beasts above. It was only a matter of time before they broke through the shabby old roof, and barreled down on them. Night and Maple only having fought a couple people on the streets, didnt think they where quite ready to take on the pack that searched for them.So they hurriedly packed some food and their possessions-not much- and turned to face Icea. The great beast nodded and took off at a sprint toward the factory door. Night was about to point out that the door had been rusted shut for years, but just shut her mouth when Icea rammed through it, not very surprising.Their paws pounded against the sidewalk and echoed against the tight alley walls as they dashed into the night. It was raining out, and their pelts where soon soaked to the bone. A loud shatter and crash signaled to them that the beasts after them would soon realize their disappearance. Sure enough, a piercing cry cut through the night air, and t